in life

In our life..
there are equation that can be summarise in math..here you see..

Mathematics:

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime


Economics :

A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he
needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item
that she doesn't need.


Philosophy:

A woman worries about the future until
she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future
until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more
money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find
such a man.


General Equations:

To be happy with a man, you must
understand him a lot and love him a
little.
To be happy with a woman, you must
love her a lot and not try to
understand her at all.


Statistics :

Married men live longer than single
men do,
but married men are a lot more willing
to die.


Probability:

A woman marries a man expecting he
will change,
but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that
she won't change,
and she does.


Public Speaking:

A woman has the last word in any
argument.
Anything a man says after that is the
beginning of a new argument.


Newton's LAw of Action and Reaction:

Old aunts used to come up to me at
weddings, poking
me in the ribs and cackling, telling
me, 'You're next.'
They stopped after I started doing the
same thing
to them at funerals.